A Question for the Ages Answered (And Hands Down, the Single Greatest Quote in Police Blotter History)

This season on Mad Men we learned the price of Pete Campbell's silence when it came to Don Draper's deep dark secret. 

That price was $50K.

Now we have the answer to yet another question for the ages: Is there a point at which a woman becomes so mind-numbingly skanky she cannot find a single man willing to have sex with her -- even in West Virginia?

The answer, according to the Smoking Gun, is "apparently so."

(And by the way, where would tongue-in-cheek sites like the Onion and the Smoking Gun be without all that low-hanging fruit in the Mountaineer State?)

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M.C. Antil is a Chicago-based writer, baseball junkie and self-styled pop culture omnivore who has fed his addictions over the years by successfully holding down a series of day jobs, most notably as a communications and marketing strategist in the competitive and often hyperkinetic worlds of television, new media and professional sports.
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